Apparently Alcohol is not cropped hoodie

For anyone who’s ever had that one night and realized… yeah, apparently alcohol is not for me. This cropped hoodie says what we’re all thinking — with style, humor, and zero hangovers.

Soft, flattering, and a little bit sassy, it’s the perfect go-to for coffee runs, cozy nights in, or your next sober-curious event. Wear it proudly and let the world know you’ve found better things to sip on.

A must-have hoodie that’s both trendy and comfortable. The slightly cropped, oversized fit with a drawstring at the waist provides a flattering shape. Pair it with some jeans for a casual day look or with your best sweatpants for the ultimate loungewear.

• Cropped, oversized fit
• Drawcord fastening at wasit
• Double-panelled hood
• Fabric weight: 8 oz (midweight)
• 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester (Heather Gray: 90% cotton, 10% viscose)
• Brand: TriDi
• Imported product, printed and processed in the USA